LJ Idol Presents:

My 15-year-old cat has decided in the last six months or so that 4am is the perfect time to wake up and eat breakfast.

You'd think at 15, he'd calm down and chill out a little, right? Oh, no. He's loud. REALLY loud. Loud like he's in the basement and I'm in the 3rd floor attic dusting and I can hear him. He climbs up in my bed, positions is face about three inches in front of mine, and screams at the top of his lungs.

On the plus side, I never oversleep for work. He's the best alarm clock ever.